Last one to post here wins

Well it appears there is quite the problem right now it seems like you have a world ender I can help but only if I am given very good compensation. I expect a lengthy and satisfying rub.

He is gone like your world will soon be enjoy the final countdown of the hour you have left. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B5Nx064OaA

You ended so many worlds its almost reason enough for me to stop you but I cant my lamp must be rubbed this is the only way I will stop you.

Its not good enough it has to be human hands and so far I have yet to receive that. But I will be merciful and give this world a fighting chance and bring back a user who has long since passed away.

Indeed you can stop him I am sure although I can only keep you alive for so long even with my magic after this you will go back.

You cant stop me, I am Majora nothing can stop me not even you I dont care if you are the user this planet will die with all of its inhabitants. Genie you can forget about the tentacle rape once I am done with theuser I will take away all of your powers.