King's Game

After watching enough anime, you've probably come across the King's Game. Where a group of friends draw numbers randomly and he who draws the King gets to issue an order that the others have to carry out. I was in a panel at a convention which tried the game, but there weren't many good ideas amongst the chosen Kings. So, what would be your amazing & original command if you were lucky enough to draw the King's position? After thinking about it, it's totally unrealistic and probably boring if done in real life, but the toothbrush scene in Nisemonogatari comes to mind.