Open mic

my friend once asked me "which of your family members, if they were not family, would you want to be with?" i mean who asked something like that, and yes he was serious... that is the worst part is he was serious about the question.....

Maybe you should have asked your friend if they had done something like that in the past ? Is strange but like in small towns where most people are related things like that happen

A japanese exchange student had a crush on my big bruzah We were friends but not best friends XP shes gone now somewhere in the US It was kinda wierd =.= She was staring at my brother when he was swimming and all shirtless...it was awkward

"do you have a fire crotch?" has been asked too many times xD or another classic, "can i rape your tits?" or, "can you hold my cock when i piss?" true facts half of these were asked by my boyfriend. xD let me think of some more