Open mic

Okay guys I like to make this fun. Topic is: What are some of the most awkward or perverted questions someone has asked you? Were you embarrassed, angry or just laughed.

Do fries come with that shake? Are you drinking 2%? It's that because you think you're fat? 'cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to! J/King. Um... The most perverted would be "nice shoes, wanna phuck?". True story.

Nothing is ever too awkward or perverted for me! Try me!

Perverted: "Hi how are you....send me dirty pics?" True very true. It was on a tic tac toe app =.= I was all （−＿−；）uhm naw im good

LMAOL this was a brilliant idea. I believe you by the way. I was asked "How big are you?" At the same time i was told how deep she was.

haha oh my.... i dont know where to start... i got some messed up friends and i am messed up myself(even more so because of them) nothing creeps me out. it takes someone like Albert Fish to make my stomach turn and someone like The Iceman(Richard Kuklinski i think that is the right spelling) to send a shiver down my spine. for heaven's sake when i was about 5 i heard a story of when my mom holding a human heart in the OR, so ya.... nothing "bad" of an nature, perverse, gross, gory, grotesque, or anything like that gets to me.

Im 'big enough' and Ive bottomed out an ex before now.... ;) Ive been around the internet to have seen the worst this world has to offer so I cant really be shocked by anything any more.... Plus Ive done enough things myself...Im no stranger to this worlds ugly side....

alright i think i got a good one, "if a girl approached you and said 'ill pay to have sex with you' you would not have sex with her?" a friend of mine asked me that when i made the comment to him "i don't look for one night stands, i look for something serious"