Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

So I heard Jaws was not based on Great Whites but rather the more deadly species, the Bull Shark and the reason why was because they were found swimming up rivers in Louisiana and attacking people up as far north as Iowa and the Great Lakes. Jaws is a classic but can you imagine how much scary they could have made it with sharks in a river? You expect sharks in the ocean. I have SEEN a shark in the wild, on a beach. Nobody expects Uncle Toothy on the Mississippi.

The person saying im cheating on my gf must find me pretty attractive. There are some pretty good looking military dudes and they are all more in shape than i am with jacked physiques. There isnt anyone looking my way like that and personally im pretty content with my relationship my girlfriend is pretty thicc and super pretty i dont even need to look anywhere else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@hell_hound7 similar things happen to me, its kinda sad how in our culture some people expect cheating to happen. I'm very happy with my girlfriend so I don't know why people would assume me or her is cheating.

But it wasn't me I swear! https://youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE