Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

2005. "top 5 amaranthaa ugly simps @criselington (biggest simp of them all) @lewd_araragi (he thinks he actually will get to cream pie her) @kuharido @funmusicorn (extra ugly, extra simp.. is overweight and truly undesirable gets 0 pussy) @yaasshat (covert simping) these lot of spineless wimps are a disgrace to the human race lol imagine simping for the most generic woman just because she's UWU asian and smol hahahah what a bunch of jokes ;)"

2006. Notice how panda always says something about guys being lead on? all he does is project his insecurities all the time lol how i want to see the look on his face when his wife gets fucked right in front of him like the cuck that he is fuck u fucking faggot

2007. always panda thinking he's got the jurisdiction on everyone's dating lives/relationship decisions keep your bigotry to yourself you ugly mf

2008. @verucassault don't you find it weird that your husband posts weird hentai with pubescent looking anime girls and cosplays? your husband is a pedophile

All these people so salty I talk to a female. You can too if you clean the cheetos dust off your fingers and come out of your parent's basement. Maybe even one day you can get laid! (Not holding my breath tho, some of you are super cringe)

@2005 how come I don't get descriptive parenthesis? https://media.tenor.com/RY9NX67klacAAAAi/sad-cute.gif

Not sure how I "simp"...Buuuuut.... Sure? Just go back to calling me a muppet or gremlin. Which muppet or gremlin would I be? So many choices! Poor @kuharido abandoned by his true love and now this. Poor guy...

Who's relationship did i say i have jurisdiction on? Buddy just pulled that out his ass, since you say im a bigot i can assume you have other things up ur ass cuz ur LGBTooCute. Also i said something about leading on cuz its a common theme on dating sites. whenever a girl did anything to me i just found another one. Not my fault you get no bitches, not everyone has that problem.