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Worst/funniest first line from a dating site/app

choicemoonbee
@thesailingteacup I totally remember that shit!!!haha that brings back memories I always wonder who da fuck Nicole? But for me it was mostly Brittney or Amber. It worked though haha I always turned around or stopped and let them talk to me...
hiretsunaotaku
Does MO count? I think so. Mine is, "Hi" Followed by forced conversation about how the day is going eventually followed by ghosting. I find it amusing how many humans follow the same pattern.
kuharido
I got the most replies from women when I sent them random stories.
choicemoonbee
YEAH THAT TRUE JUST CAUSE THE GUY SEXY DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN CARRY YOU IN CONVERSATIONS HEH..-SHRUGS- <XD
ffdreamer
She started the conversation with " hey, how tall are you?" I answered the question and she followed with " meh, you are not tall enough for me" I lost my cool and said "BITCH! You're not even remotely hot enough to make any demands"
kameiya
It wasn't a dating site but I once had this guy from an island country message me before I learned how to limit settings. He went hi as usual people do and then went to I love you. I want to marry you. I was creeped out.
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