Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. It was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
It was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!