MO Quotes That Did Not/Will Not Age Well

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You remember when your parents said dont get out of bed or the monster will gobble your toes? Thats me except when you are legal age

Some people ask me how I am such an alpha. Just gotta channel your inner Honey Badger and fuck things up and not give a fuck. Honey Badgers > Lions. Also no sauce. I know the sauce but I won't share.

Istopusingthissite @local_crackhead you are right. I will NEVER FIGHT a honey Badger. I would rather fight a fucking Polar bear for a few reasons. 1. If I have a gun there is a higher chance I can kill the fucking largest carnivore on the planet than there is of me killing a fucking Honey Badger. 2. When trying to escape I can throw my clothes and other stuff down while I run from the bear and it will stop to smell them. Honey badger don't give a fuck. 3. Honey Badgers will bite off my genitals. Polar bears will kill much easier. I choose the less painful and less humiliating way to die. 4. I love Honey Badgers and would never want to try and hurt one, not like I could.