Simp talk

Triscuit @bob_loblaw commented on Simp talk

Feb 12, 21 at 8:59pm

*turns cap backwards* Hypothetically, if I was a sperm whale, and you were a giant squid lookin' all fine as fuck, and I dove 2000 meters down, and then we saw each other, would you wrap your tentacles around me?

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Simp talk

Pete Zahut @criselington

Feb 12, 21 at 9:19pm

I don't have simps which is probably for the best. I'd never know when to walk them or feed them.

Triscuit @bob_loblaw commented on Simp talk

Triscuit @bob_loblaw

Feb 16, 21 at 10:14pm

*puts Friedrich Nietzsche book under arm* Theoretically, if you were a homeless man, and like, I saw you from across the street and went to you, perhaps it's cold out and the chilly wind idk ripped our clothes off right there on the sidewalk, I'd flip through my stack of 50's and give you my last 100 dollar bill.

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on Simp talk

AspieChu @projectotakux

Mar 04, 21 at 4:02pm

If He Breaths... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCRErDvCxFs

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