YO MAMA jokes

Yo mom so fat they not only banned her from every Chinese restaurant in America, but the country of China too! Shanghai just can't port that much American ass! She makes the whole East Sea rise higher than the sun at noon!

@hell_hound7 That's why it's called a hemi. But yo mom so fat she mistook it for a hammy with cheese and ate it! Plus she's got enough gas in her to make that engine roar too! Just stay away from the tail pipe.