Sargon's Brazilian Dub Translation thread

I am itching to do these since I have plenty of free time after my studies. I will start by a scene/fight I've posted over and over in the threads of this site: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egg2p8yyabQ Rhadamanthys: That's the stairway to the underworld... no one can walk in it without the protection of Lord Hades. I see you remain alive, you are persistent like rats. The Gold Saints are gone. Do you really want to follow their example? To die such a shameful way they did? It's a shame, because I've heard the Gold Saints were the strongest. Know that the Saints of Leo, Scorpio and Aries couldn't even scratch me before they died. Return to the Sanctuary... to pray for the innocent souls that died uselessly... it's the best you'll do! Shiryu: Pathetically? You are insulting the men who swallowed their pride and preferred to be labeled as traitors and died fighting for a noble cause. Shun: Men that have sacrificed themselves... that also protected and guided us! Hyoga: You can even say anything about us, Rhadamanthys. But I will not tolerate insults to the Gold Saints, you bastard! Rhadamanthys: Oh, won't tolerate insults? Why do you worry, boy? All the Gold Saints are dead. Seiya: We are still here. We that inherited the will and honor of the Gold Saints. We will destroy you! Pegasus Meteor! Huh? Rhadamanthys: You can only run around. Like kids. Seiya: It's your turn... Rhadamanthys: What? Seiya: Prepare yourself, because now is the time...! Pegasus Meteor! Rhadamanthys: That's enough, lad. WHAT!? Rhadamanthys: How dare you scratch my Surplice, you brat? I'll tear off your head, I'll kill you!! You'll regret being that much weak... Shun: Nebula Chain! Shiryu: Rozan Shō Ryū Ha! Hyoga: Aurora Thunder Attack! Rhadamanthys: Greatest Caution! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKkDPEpZEQY Seiya: You will never win against us... we are the Saints of Athena! Pegasus Comet! Rhadamanthys: This can't be! I can't believe you could strike me! I am one of the Three Great Judges of Hell, I won't admit this! You will pay dearly for that. Greatest Caution! Seiya: I'll show you... the strength of Athena's Saints! Seiya: This... this is my Cosmo! Rhadamanthys: You bastard... Seiya: Ignite ablaze, explode, my Cosmo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZIjcyOu0E "The Conformed Cuck" "I am a conformed cuck and it's no one's business Whomever envies me can be a cuck too x2 I love my wife because she's top-notch She cucks me and I think that's nonsense What matters is that she gives me the money to make the fair! I get out of home to work and I come home at night And she's with a black man laid in my bed And I close my eyes and pretend I didn't see anything... I take my mat and I sleep in the floor I cool my head and warm up my heart What matters is that we get the money from the black man. A woman like mine is hard to find She promises to give me everything I want in my life And that's why I won't abandon her for anything in this world! Nowadays I have a house, nowadays I even have an imported car That my wife gave to me in Valentine's day And while I drive the car, she's on the backseat with her boyfriend. There are people who envy my neighbour's life Because we love each other, we hug and caress ourselves And whomever envies me can screw themselves! I am a cuck in Recife, I am a cuck at Jaboatão I am a millionaire cuck, I am a cuck and I am rich And whomever envies me can go the same way! The beak was made for the man, but the cuckoo is snotty It uses our beak to show off. But if a beak sprouted from a cuck, then mine would have already grown. I am a conformed cuck, and furthermore conceited I like to be well clothed and well smelling And I know my wife has more than 10 husbands. My dad is a man from Pernambuco, a competent man They say he's a cuck, but he's already conscious He's the cucks' president and I'm the vice-president! Hail the cucks of São Paulo, the cucks of Paraíba The cucks of Alagoas and the cucks of Pernambuco And hail the Carioca cucks and the cucks who are listening I am a conformed cuck and it's no one's business Whomever envies me can be a cuck too x4"