ITS now time to present, what you have all been waiting for, the VIRGINITY CLUB

On top of the fact that even I my self would refuse to go on a date with my self if I met my self due to me Bing that much of a virgin I am

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im so virgin that for my 18th birthday my friends tried to get me a girl so i can get laid and i pretended i was sick and needed to go home. i once tried to ask out a girl who i thought had a crush on me irl and was turned down before i could even do it. so virgin that i broke up with a girl cause she wanted me to have sex with her 24/7 thats how much of a virgin i am

So Flock to the urban dictionary and change the diffintion of virginity to my face or make a new definition on there that states that a Caleb Williams is an insult given to a person that will most likely die a virgin and who has the pure consent rated essence of virgenity at its purest and consintrated form possible to the universe with out it imploding and then exploding from the implosion and then only to implode again

(Trigger warning) Well for me girls think I'm gay but I'm not and it also leads even the chance I get to ask a girl out they say they are gay as an excuse to not hurt my feelings and I know they are not gay due to the fact that a week later I see them with a boy friend. With the fact that I have never fapped until I just turned 18 and never heard of masterbation until I was 18. And I am so virgin that I'm to the point of crying my self to sleep every night knowing that I will still be a virgin. On top of that not even the girls when I dream want to have sex with me. I bet a rapist male or female would not want to rape me because I'm that much of a virgin I am

I did not take classes in any material arts and I still keep my virginity safe. That is how much of a virgin I am and the sad thing is I want to get rid of it. It is the only fucking game I can't lose when I suck at every other game

I know I am. I'm also a nerd, a dork, a geek, so what I don't care and you should back off pharaoh your not even on my level of being all that stuff