Roast me!

Oh gabriel!! That post made me so moist. Lets fucc, no homo (づ￣ ³￣)づ I'm still waiting for that country lullaby with that Yankee accent that you have. Should I trust that in happening? I wouldn't trust this hick with a wheelbarrow. Do it and I'll promise not to kill your felix loving gay ass. Killed you to many times in the anime. You fuckin with emilia. You cheatin ass hoe fufufu Oh and BTW, my side of the coin is all shiny. It sparkles in the sunlight and is so clean that you can lick it without getting infected with corona. Your side of the coin is all rusty,dirty and worn down. I would cut the coin in half and throw your rusty yankee ass in the trash where it belongs (~˘▾˘)~

Cheeto Puff's pathetic attempts to get bacc with 13 9 11 1 14 is the epitome of a true simp

You're too scary when excited ;-; *hides in my hidey hole*

i would roast you but my mom said I can't burn trash idk i am bad at this