HOW TO GET A WEEB GF

As a weeb lady, i can say that the best course of action is to make her laugh. being funny is a very important trait in a man. dont like try to crack lame jokes all the time bc thats just dumb but like if a good opportunity arises where you can make a good joke frickin do it. funny people are the best people. AND DONT BE AFRAID TO OPEN UP. some ladies are real sensitive oof

The thing with us weebs is that, both males and females tend to be shy, inexperienced introverts. So even when there is sexual interest from both sides, the problem is that both sides expect the other person to make a move. And of course nobody does... There's always the fear of rejection or the doubt of whether there is real interest or not. You know, questions like, what if she only sees me as a friend? What if she doesn't like younger/older men? Etc. Finding a girlfriend in our day and age is complicated and difficult enough. If she's a weeb, that's an extra difficulty. Everyone wishes that things could be more simple. Yet they only ever become more complicated. Of course, all that doesn't really apply to same sex relationships. Studies have shown time and time again that homosexual people tend to be more open and straightforward. They don't play social games. They just express their interest RIGHT AWAY and DIRECTLY. Don't you wish that heterosexual relationships were like that too? Don't you wish that a girl who's interested would just message you and say: "I want you to f**k me"? But, unfortunately, the world doesn't work like that. Then again, there's also the cruel reality of the 80/20 rule. Women only go after the top 20% of men. So, I suppose that if you belong to that top 20% then you DO get messages from girls like "I want you to f**k me". But let's face it, most men will never have that luxury of easy women at their feet without even trying. Thus, the only thing I can say is: Good luck.

i made the first move on my weeb girlfriend cuss she was pretty shy, but 95% of girls will never make the first move so you have to do it cuss... life aint fair my kings. We met and hanged a couple of times and then i completely ignored her for days bc I thought she was not interested and then randomly she just told me that she wanted to officially date me lol. From my experience, you have to go out there and make the first move, showing confidence is key, even if you aint just pretend like you are lol, and nowdays dating is all mind games which is why I never really tried, I just let things roll the way want

dont. be. desperate. xD talk to them like youre talking to them because you want to get to know them and actually find them interesting and funny, not cause youre only talking to them for a relationship. umm and be funny, we don’t want no weak ass replies hehe

be funny while she only descends into depression

Being funny is easy. However the hard part is more finding out what kind of jokes would be considered funny. Humor is subjective after all.

Most girls aren't butthurt here you can be a little more controversial with your jokes, but yeah I get you I sometimes hesitate to drop certain jokes too

Yep. You would never know if one day you make a joke that is along the lines of "This lady is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal", some could see it as either corny or a terrible fat joke. My joke potential is pretty much endless, it is more about planning the right ones.