Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

Jan 18, 20 at 1:09pm

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad Joke Corner

Joaquin Stick @frenesi

Jan 19, 20 at 9:58am

Apparently, it's only appropriate to say "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad Joke Corner

Joaquin Stick @frenesi

Jan 19, 20 at 2:58pm

Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning...Nestle in the afternoon.

alliechan94 @alliechan96 commented on Dad Joke Corner

alliechan94 @alliechan96

Jan 19, 20 at 6:48pm

Two muffins in the oven; one goes "Man it's hot in here," and the other scream " Ahhh! A talking Muffin."

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 commented on Dad Joke Corner

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

Jan 19, 20 at 6:51pm

I guess that muffin must have been pretty....nutty uwu

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad Joke Corner

Joaquin Stick @frenesi

Jan 19, 20 at 7:38pm

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

verg1l @verg1l commented on Dad Joke Corner

verg1l @verg1l

Jan 19, 20 at 10:01pm

that's what she said

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan commented on Dad Joke Corner

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan

Jan 19, 20 at 10:22pm

Why did the skull not go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Jan 21, 20 at 10:44am

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu you'll need a tweet-ment, while if you have swine flu you'll need an oink-ment.

finrando_utsuro @finrando_utsuro commented on Dad Joke Corner

finrando_utsuro @finrando_utsuro

Jan 21, 20 at 5:54pm

What state a person fell into a well NOT in? Of course NOT well.

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