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@[DERP] Rev I've never dated a communist. Never took a date out to the batting cages either....But I am a sadist. So putting a quarter of sweet capitalism in the machine and watching her squirm could be exciting... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bd2JbZ85XBg/maxresdefault.jpg Comrade! EDIT: Oh right you asked who....I don't date communists

@KappaNibba 1. Be able to fight like a monster. And not a top athlete. a MONSTER. You need to be able to flip cars like they were hollow styrofoam, break bones in single punches, leap and run like an Olympian, and take a LOT of pain. Become a fucking beast 2. Find a down on his luck old man or attractive young woman and have them witness you being a monster. Either by beating a bunch of armed men(They should pose no threat to you) or a hulking giant with anger issues. Make sure that this happens near an affluent but scummy corporation. bonus points if it's at night. Do this a few times and eventually the "right" person will catch you and recommend you. 3. Develop a history and connection with other fighters while doing your monster training. Helps to know suspect people in a boxing gym or in the underworld. trust me, this will come in handy later. 4. Leave your home or residence, tell no one and just leave a note saying some cool fighting line. Then travel to japan. You'll want to go to Tokyo but be sure to fight a guy in Osaka with a leather jacket on. 5. Once you arrive in Tokyo you will bump into person from item 2. (this will ALWAYS happen). They will inform you about the Kengan Tournament. Be sure to appear uninterested at first. Then just walk around Tokyo for a few hours. Make sure to mentally contemplate whatever message you left on your door at step 4. DEEPLY 6. Once you reach Kōrakuen Hall be on guard. Literally any minute expect to be jumped by leather jacket guy and some bigger guys with bats, knives, and chains. You're gonna have to fuck them up. Contemplate how boring it is and how exciting the tournament sounds. After you finish with the last of the goons expect the leather jacket guy to beg for his life OR to pull a gun on you. in either case punch him in the face. 7. The step 2 person at this point will be behind you in shock. Ask them to get you food. As you're pigishly slurping up the food they'll bring the tournament up again. 8. Say yes Congrats, you're in! **BONUS:** About halfway in the tournament you'll meet one of your connections from step 3. this WILL be the best fight in the series so enjoy it. They'll also end up saving your life when you are inevitably double crossed and left for dead.

Glad someone got the Kōrakuen Hall reference! @abcdefg Bout 26 more chapters of wood before Ippo even has another match. . .

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@Shaun Jay Carey I'll take the urinal flavored gum. Gum already looks like little pieces of ceramic anyway. Rather taste that than pee-pee https://parkavenuedentalgnv.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/xylitol-1024x683.jpg