Submit a CV just for the chance to meet a girl? Nah, I'm too old for delayed gratification and this is definitely not a job interview. I'll just pass on this one. Good luck to the rest of the guys, though something tells me that this lady will end up with a waifu instead of a husbando. ;-)
"Oh okay let me call your ex's to relationship references"
Besides, if most can do Kermit impressions that would mean some of us have that in common.