Creative Dungeon master

So I wanted to see how many other people also wrote and or played dungeons and dragons. I not only play a sparkly tiefling rogue. But I also run a campaign for a few close friends. Because of this I know how chaotic it can become. So what's some of you best stores or moments from any of your games? My best moment from my rogue is when she managed to yeet a grape smack dab in the enemies face. She's done it twice. Best part is... I've successfully thrown a grape twice into the enemies' face. The same one at that, but I can't fucking throw a dagger to save me life. I've failed every throw. EVERY SINGLE ONE. apparently if it's funny I'll make it but if it's not.. good luck. But my favorite DMing moment so far is when one of my players eldritch Blasted a little old lady in the face. Now I know that sounds bad. But she was really mean and I may have accidentally made it sound like she had no face. So... always great fun.

I only play the dark eye, not D&D. I think the funniest moment was my party trying to convince an innkeeper to let us have some soup for free (we were robbed earlier), and our barbarian tried to knock him out. He hit a little too hard and suddenly the innkeeper was mush. And that's how we became murderers and enemies of the state.

My personal favourite experience is when one of my players ended up staying the night flirting with this high priestess, going along with her affection the whole time and even suggesting it back. Following morning they get up and all seems fine, until he realises she only has porridge to offer him for breakfast, at which point he flips the table on her and runs. This priestess is also a hardcore yandere and high priestess for the Raven Queen. That was an interesting plotline that nearly got the whole party murdered.