I Dunno, Any super-natural experiences you wanna share

Me and my best friend visited a esoteric shop ( I had to pick up some crystals ). I sign the papers with my trusty multi tool pen and put it back in my pocket. I took the crystals, looked for a bit at the new merc and went home. When i arrived in front of my hose i've noticed my pen (the exact same one that i've signed the papers with) on the postal box. Now that's what i call "Premium Courier"

The dark llama tells me to do things in a sinister voice. He’s all like “feed the homeless” and “plant flowers along the side of the roadssss”. Real spoopy stuffs.

Indeed it must be scary to hear a dark llama say stuff like "FEEED THATTTT CATTTTT, PLAY WHITT THAT CATT, PET THAT CAT, BECOME ONE WIT-...." ups wrong scenario, let's keep it kids friendly ;)

ikr especially when theyre all like: go febreeze the homeless they like & while your at it eat that dead body you hid in the garage freezer

Haven't had too many supernatural experiences. I feel like "supernatural experiences" are usually due to, well, you know... 1. Paranoia, 2. Schizophrenia, 3. The power of suggestion, 4. The yet to be explained, 5. (and the best one, ya know, what usually happens.) People make the shit up for funsies or mula I like science.

I always preface my real experiences with “take this with a grain of salt” but considering the paranormal is basically daily life for me, it’s hard not to poke fun at people who either take it way too seriously, or are just trolling. If that’s our usual troll, I actually want to congratulate him on finding new material to work with, cause the spamming is boring. Least this is funny. XD