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darkprinceofaudio
ヤンデレ王子 Audio started Tell a Joke
ヤンデレ王子 Audio
Apr 14, 19 at 10:00am

A simple tread for sharing jokes.

A pickle walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're a pickle. What are you doing here?"
The pickle smiled and replied, "I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk."

rafaelsanzio
Rafael Sanzio commented on Tell a Joke
Apr 14, 19 at 10:15am

Having hope

reinhardt76
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Baka
Apr 14, 19 at 11:34am
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kratos10987
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kratos10987
Apr 14, 19 at 11:40am

My grandpa told me this one a long time ago, so I probably won't get the wording of it exactly right.

There was a man on trial, and one of the witnesses was a man by the last name of Hart. The problem is Hart was the defendant's friend, and was trying not to make him out to be guilty. He kept dancing around the questions, avoiding a straight answer. In the recess, the prosecutor met with the officer. He wanted to tell him that he had a question in mind that should finally force Hart's hand and get the truth out of him. So he says to the officer, "I think it's time we Horse Fart Sand." The recess had to be extended 5 minutes as both were unable to stop laughing.

cero
Cero commented on Tell a Joke
Apr 14, 19 at 11:54am

An Irishman walks out of a bar

reinhardt76
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Apr 14, 19 at 11:57am
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darkprinceofaudio
ヤンデレ王子 Audio commented on Tell a Joke
ヤンデレ王子 Audio
Apr 14, 19 at 2:36pm

How many IT technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

dekunut
dekunut commented on Tell a Joke
Apr 14, 19 at 2:52pm

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reinhardt76
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Apr 14, 19 at 3:05pm
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Apr 14, 19 at 3:13pm
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