True / False Game Championship

XD Gosh this thread has went in an unexpected way. Well this is MO after all but I like the direction you guys took it in. I guess heck with the points >.> Silly questions are more fun I suppose. @Muggle True. They need a bigger outspoken fanbase ^^; I was outside one night and noticed the outside neighborhood dog was staring at an owl in a tree with a hangover. The owl said to the dog "Hoo….the hell are you looking at?" The dog responded. "At someone who must've had a ruff night". Is this a true story? True or False? -Edit-

False the owl stole the dog's kidneys and the dog wanted them back Enki is actually a robot sent here to brain wash the citizens of the world with MBTI and chinese memes. True or false?