How ___ am i?

Pretty much a thread where you can prove how badass, cool, or lame you would be. Example: how tough am i? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk (Yes this thread idea came from spongebob lol)

I can start How weeb am i? If i ever got a dog i would name it hikarin and dress it up like an anime girl

How lazy am I? I once got a comb stuck in my hair and couldn’t bother to take it out. So I went shopping n to a dentist appointment with it stuck there.

How evil am I? I made a teemo only account, got d5 and then was perma-banned, we don't need to expand on why ;)

How weeb am i? Not only do i have a shirt with Rem on it, but i also have a sticker of her on my laptop and this on my bed