Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

X ray vision! But you only see the demon inside them!

The ability to grow an extra arm at will but one that will disappear as soon as you try using it

Able to transform into a talking bar of soap

Has the ability to to make his toe nails glow purple

The ability to smell when a fruit is about to go rotten a week before it actually does...

Summon a single penny every week.

Can alter the color of his eyelashes at will.

you know those blinking shoes? well those are now your hands hf

The ability to materialise candy from actual drawings of candy