Anonymous confessions!

>:O #1405 I had a dream where my brother told me "when you sleep you fart a lot and it makes you stink really bad". Then I woke up and was like "whew! it was just a dream!" but then I thought "wait... how would I know I DON'T fart a lot in my sleep?" and now I'm paranoid I fart in my sleep a lot.

#1406 Tfw you like someone but you can’t have them. Love sucks.

#1407 I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

#1408 Kid has a 9mm BB gun, ha, ha, ha!

#1409 WHO LET A KID OWN A GUN!? Wait, what, it's a toy? Oh, never mind...

#1410 Funny and smart Asian girl or long jawed idiot from Georgia... I'd choose the Asian girl every time!

#1411 I can’t help it. I haven’t even met him yet. I’ve just heard a lot about him, have seen pictures, and heard his voice. I’m paranoid that when I do meet him I’ll be all weird around him. So much so that I don’t want to meet him, although my boyfriend and he are close.

The funny thing is I have posted a picture here with the gun to my head but it seems everyone has already forgotten that. I guess it's time to do it again :/ Edit: Laughing I'm 100% not joking

#1412 I had sex with my best friend, who happens to be my ex. It was fun. Did it a few times. Then he did some stuff with another girl (we’re both single so it’s totally ok). Now I can’t stand the idea of him touching me. Weirdest thing is I want him…like BADLY and he wants me too(just physically of course), but the idea of him touching me just makes me think of what he did (yes i know it’s illogical, he was in all his rights), and it just makes me want to cry.

#1413 a 15 yr old female student tried to have sex with me(i am 25 yr old teacher) saying that she is a slut and all, i resisted all temptations and calmed her down and rejected her. but ever since that day i cant stop fantasizing about her and masturbate over it every night, i feel like if she attacks on me again i might just submit to her.. am i a pervert?