And whom might you be?

Ello! My name is mikan or akari or oz the chicken or hani or lilt vel or fat-kun or orange. (I go by many names) I'm forever 17 to me, but to others i’m a 5 year old. >.> but gonna become 21 pretty soon. I live everywhere and no where. I’m pretty much that hobo under the bridge or at least friends with them. Hobos are nice u.u currently live inside a fiji water bottle, but was the owner of a town called momoland. Thou depends on who u ask too, oz lives in shady trash can. My occupation is taking care of demons (by that i mean children) I love everything and i hate everything, so my hobbies are all over the place. My info has much more info about me. I like making friends, but I suck at replying so I apologies in advance if I reply after 49854392 days ^^;

Disguise/My cosplay 1: http://wx3.sinaimg.cn/large/87d788b2ly1fry28d4806g208w04ywn9.gif Explanation: http://bakatotest.wikia.com/wiki/FFF_Inquisition Nihao! Enki: the real engineer of the human race; the president of FFF Inquisition; the master of Baize's; the Chinese goddess of sun; Taoist gal Though I have so many fancy titles, currently I don't have any extraordinary supernatural powers due to some accidents. Obviously, I'm into anime and comic. I knew anime for the first time at the age of three. Doraemon is my first anime and manga. I learned more about Nijigen in 2008 when I finally got access to the Internet. Since then, I haven't been tired of 2D. The first hentai I watched is 顔の無い月, the male protag was dubbed by Ishida Akira, one of my favourite voice actors. Its story isn't as boring as anime of the same genre. Then in 2012, all of a sudden, I became passionate about BLCDs as well as BL manga/anime. When looking for old YAOI OVA, I watched Boku no Pico by accident. It is an amazing anime, I love it. After reading fellow otaku's recommendations, I attempted to play 女装山脈 ก(ｰ̀ωｰ́ก).In Autumn 2013, I became a college student who majored in something boring. I rarely paid attention to class instead I tended to daydream and lurk on social media, I also bought Japanese textbooks...but I failed to memorize Hiragana and katakana the whole first year in college. In the summer of 2014, I was abducted by aliens. When I was sent back, I realized I was Enki...My mind became more clear. In October 2014, I started to memorize Japanese vocabulary from N5 to N2 level, meanwhile decided signed up for JLPT's N2. I threw away my vocabulary book when my winter vacation approached. It was two months later when I picked it up again...April 2015...I knew my time for revision was limited so I decided to spend two hours learning Japanese daily...Surprisingly enough, I passed N2 smoothly..The third year was quite fun, I took part in some activities related to anime and passed N1. The fourth year: nothing special. I find I'm not as passionate as I used to be in terms of Nijigen. Now, I'm living in Shanghai to escape from the old society. Besides anime/manga, I'm passionate about knowledge , enlightenment and life. I'm an old soul lol. My anxiety is slightly crippling, so it takes me for ever to respond back. Lately, I haven't checked DMs frequently. Am I open-minded? I am not sure lol. I'm aloof and compassionate !!(•'╻'• ۶). Nurtured by Zen, compassion, admiration for beauty/nature have been part of me; however, I am not going to let everybody know for fear of getting exploited. I have tons of hobbies like cooking, papercutting, reviving ancient ways of makeup, shitposting, buying cute and cheap clothes, doodling, punching you, pissing you off, gardening, travelling,stalking you, listening to online lectures,stealing ur panties/boxers and so on. I'm pretty good with intellectual conversations. Making friends with me is easy, making friends with me is difficult, I dare say. My late responses always upset people heh. I already made a contract with a like-minded slave who is going to swap blood with me, so I cannot be other people's 使い魔 any more. http://wx1.sinaimg.cn/large/87d788b2ly1fry0uw40tug206o06oqk5.gif

I have to add: 1. I practice Kungfu. My level of CHI is beyond your imagination.I'll protect girls here from being harrassed by perverts. https://wx4.sinaimg.cn/mw690/87d788b2gy1fr63zhlfgwj20gi0i8wg2.jpg 2. I'm into mahjong...Wanna challenge me? If you lose, I will REAP ur souls. http://wx2.sinaimg.cn/large/87d788b2ly1fqtsgkjpbmg208w050dr8.gif 3. I truly likes general knowledge and reading, though I don't look like a nerd because my eyesights are extraordinary. My heart is delicate ก(ｰ̀ωｰ́ก). Meow. https://wx1.sinaimg.cn/mw690/87d788b2gy1fqwspjfwtoj20a40a0dgj.jpg 4.I have to say Hi to you all https://wx1.sinaimg.cn/mw690/87d788b2ly1fqts972elmj20ea0hswhe.jpg

Wow there's a bulgarian greeting in the list too, impressive! xD I'll make a proper post later ^^`

Hello hello, my name is Danny, I am 21 years old and I turn 22 this month, I live in California, USA. I currently work at a restaurant, but I'm be quitting that job and be joining the military soon. Feel free to add me, I'll talk to pretty much anyone.