I like long walks on the surface of the sun.

Yeah, I know, you must be thinking, wow, really, the sun? Like, the freaking sun? And the answer is as simple as day, "Yes". You want to know why I like long walks on the sun, because no other organism can survive on the surface of the sun let alone be able to intrude upon the proximity of. Meaning, not only do I not have to talk to people, but anyone who gets near me, whether it be financial problems, or maybe I'm being stalked by telemarketers, at the end of the day, they can't reach me, because I'm on the freaking sun.