Your worst reaction to being dumped?

Her: "Hey i noticed we are more like friends than lovers" Me: "what do you mean lol ur the one that said you didnt want to be lovey dovey and junk" Her: "yeah cuz thats not my thing but how about this? You friendzone me and i friendzone you? We are more like close friends anyway" Me: "wow friendzoned :")" Her: *posts pic in sexy post thread* Me: "this was a bad idea why did i agree to this"

@Panda is this who I think it is? Don't worry fam, you got me c: ... and sal >3>

Fran you should have destroyed others :) silly goose. Although most all my breakups and endings are venomous... but the first one took my soul Panda I remember that shit was the most lowkey MO relationship ever (of active forum posting users)

I've never been dumped. I dump them, not saying it in a asshole way. For whatever reason they dont have any complaints about me in the relationship, I'm the one that ends up having problems with them. Actually one of my ex girlfriends did complain about something I did. She said she didnt like how I liked spoons. So I asked her what the heck she meant by licking spoons. She said she didnt like how when I ate my food I would put the spoon in my mouth and lick it. She told me this as I was breaking up with her and telling her the reasons why I didnt think we would work out. So she gave me that as a comeback. It confused the shit out of me. I lick spoons O_O

@[DERP] Assault Plunger I would have we ended on good terms but there was a situation we both couldn't get passed I think that's what set me of the rails anyways I'm in a good place quite an amazing woman