Corrupt a wish

So i gave you a buck fiddy
I wish i could die

you die, and then you go to hell for technical suicide, and die repeatedly for eternity
i wish i had penne and cheese

Granted but its all plastic

I wish you would die

i die and the guilt drives you to attempt suicide
you fail and are paralyzed but entirely conscious
i haunt you as you remain a vegetable for decades

i wish i could find some nice guitar riffs

Granted but i don't really feel like corrupting this. good luck man
i wish i was included more in things, i feel left out.

Granted, but now you have no time to do anything.
I wish I knew what I really wanted.

granted but it is something unacheivable
i wish for vacation time.

Granted but you use it to see your dying parents.
I wish I was smarter

Granted. But you live in an anti-intellectual society. Tou are pursued by an angry mob and retreat to an island where youlive alone for the rest of your life, unable to acquire the resources needed to increase your quality of life.

I wish America didnt have an obesity crisis.

granted but instead you have a gun cr- oh... my bad

i wish people were more consistent