Random facts about yourself

@criselington would that i could. would that i could https://64.media.tumblr.com/e9bb4f4a83d93952195ad20ad5310fc1/tumblr_nmmjxcLmzR1usbmf7o1_500.gif

When I was still in high-school I moved from the south to up north and had no idea people up north call pizza "pie" so when this dude called my work place asking for pie it lead to me almost getting fired because i was trying to explain to the customer we are not a bakery but a pizzeria

I've done this several times. When it snowed in the past. I was outside and really had to piss. I pissed on the snow and spelled out my name. Turns out my cursive is more beautiful when it's written by my dick than by my hand lul

When I was younger I was kicked out of a Church by the priest or whichever it is moments before a wedding because I was playing the devils music to loud by the cemetery

I almost drowned when I was 3... but it ended up being funny XD I wish you guys could be there to see the way I flailed around and the main reason it’s funny is because I knew I wasn’t supposed to go in the pool without an adult so if I would’ve drowned and died it would be cause my own disobedience... why can’t I project that moment though it’s so funny I always laugh when I think about it lol