Roast The Person Above You

Roasting strangers who he clearly know nothing of so he says some random shit out of his ass just to make him feel special and wanted to even say tried to roast me ~ I was wanting more fun of a roast for me, but for you, you did a terrible job that my grandma could do better, and she doesn't even know fucking English ~

Wow two things i like ~ A cow and the sea, i mean i need to get my milk and dairy products from somewhere and im so greateful to have cows that still alive ~ Seriously come up with something creative, oh im sorry. . ~ I totally forgot your mom dropped you in a well and had to fish you out using a fishing rod and a net no wonder your so fucking stupid and uncreative af ~

Cero, .....Hold me beer (even though I don't drink) @(｢๑•₃•)｢ βακαУαЯο ࿔࿓ ... Boi, Why are all of your selfies close ups? We know why you do that- you aren't fooling anyone. No one wants to see your depression up close. he called you a sea cow, which i think is reasonable and a compliment at least regarding your current.....status... You look like you smell like cheap fig knock offs and old sailor moon VHS cassette tapes. I'd tell you to go to the gym, but you'd just probably say you did like all the anime you said you watched. It looks like you got on maiotaku to fish for compliments, but you should be fishing for a diet. You look like you like your meat..alive...whicha' feral lookin' ass... Also you seem pretty salty in your comments, lol *Grabs my beer from Cero* Cero why you look like Joe camel.

Why the fuck you care wat my pix look like or not ~? And why the hell you going to my pic lmao go to some Asian porb site for your stupid fetish ~ Btw for someone who you don't know and yet likes to make fun of my depression and calling me fat you must be fucking bad with chicks since your ugly for starters and you can't make a girl happy because of how small your dick and for the lack of you sound like a person who would be in a gang ~ You need to learn some class and probably manners while your at it ~ Also how can you smell me when you never met me, I think your talking to yourself since I'm behind a screen you peice of wasted crap, who probably your parents never loved you and yet why you lead up into being in a gang ~

I don't what you just typed, but I have autism and dyslexia now. But from what I did put together from your narcoleptic typing is a mediocre roast, with passive aggressive stereotyping? I mean I'll give you an "A" for effort, but why a gang? ...is that the best you got..if you're going to stereotype me for a roast- at least be original ...Riparoni, rofl. Was this your thought process? "Oh man..I got nothing gewd, wait..he's black..I got it! ..man im so edgy" ...rofl and as far as my genitalia ...actually -long edited bleep-....so you can -long edited bleep- ...babies... and ugly? ......eh... got me there. Riparoni.

I get the feeling that someone here doesn't quite understand the concept of "roasting". You don't have to know them, just make comical observations at their expense. Like Cero, who's just a little touched and thinks he's getting laid every time he eats a bag of potato chips.