A day in the life of Bae-Spoder senpai

I woke up with a feeling of cringe in my ass, I got out of bed and walked over to the mirror, my hair looked like a bush, my eyes way too big for my face and my teeth bucked as usual. I started my day with my brothers flesh light, that took about 5 minutes, after my shower and ass cleaning I was ready to head out to school. On the bus ride, there was this little girl staring at me, was this my moment? Will I finally find love? Her mom pulled her aside before I could make my move, that’s okay though, people are always having children now a days. The clock read 9:30 by the time I got there, so as usual I went to class, law with Logan. I took my seat with a balding stick Radu san and Allu san. Class moved slow, so I day dreamed, I imagined that I had a gun in my hand and I finally took my revenge on the school, with my AK-47 just popping bullets in every bitch I see. Sadly it was only a dream, a dream that was interrupted by Raymond, he started feeling up my leg, I’ve never been with a man before, “maybe I should experiment” I thought. I didn’t think Raymond and I would make a good couple though, he’s too submissive, I need someone who will take me by the hand and fuck me like the slut I am, BDSM for the win. After that confusing period, I went to the cafeteria to join the rest of my loser friends, Felix san, Shiroi Ken, Matty san, Asian Jesus san, Cancer san, Cock Goblin, Allu san, and Krisy san. We looked like the saddest bunch in the room, sitting on the staged staring at phones or laptops, it made me want to cry. But who else would I spend the rest of my short life with? I accepted my fate as a weeb loser. After my 20 smash games, the next period came and new losers joined me, Jew san, Doggo kun, Shiroi Ken again, Teddy Bear, The Rolling Fat, More Cancer san, Felix san still, The Broom, and the biggest weeb of us all fish boy. Another 20 smash games passed by, followed with miserable yelling and cancerous shrieking. After 17 years of being single and alone with only a hook up with this fat emo redneck, I looked at all my friends there and thought, “How desperate am I?”. I looked over my options, Jew san looks super tasty and cultural, but way out of my league, he wouldn’t want me choking on that hard cock. Doggo kun, is a different story altogether, too kind and innocent for me, I need someone as dirty as the bathroom stalls here at school. Shiroi Ken is way out of the question, I still have some sort of standards. Teddy Bear is adorable but would a big boy like him really want a skeleton like me? Probably not. The Rolling Fat is one of my personal favorites, and Cancer san is too much skeleton for me, once again I need a BIG BOY. Felix san is too good for this cock, he is working out too so he can pound me raw even better now. Me, too normal, he has an actual future, I can’t mess that up for him. The Broom, again one of my favorites, I could stand and still suck that cock dry and those long ass fingers mmm, could replace a dick up my ass at this point, especially two of them. Lastly, there's the fish boy, those muscles are delicious and I could just imagine him in a tiny speedo with water falling off that pale body of his. After these thoughts I realized that I over worked myself, I had a hard on and it was hitting against the table, luckily, I was sitting really close to the table so no one could notice. No one except Doggo kun, he saw my little mountain on my pants and stared. For a moment we just looked at each other waiting for someone to do something, and then finally, he did, he reached out for it, my lips quivered at the thought of him touching me and at that moment, the bell rang. For the next period I had major blue balls just thinking back at what almost happened. It was a good thing I sat far in the back, right in that little dark corner, I was able to jack off in my pants with nobody noticing, I finished in this napkin I found laying on the ground and pretended it was Doggo kun. This could be the start to a whole new life for me, me and Doggo kun, I would be an amazing wife to him and he could eat this ass till my legs can’t move. I feel something, something I haven’t felt in years, hap-penis.