A Truth and A Lie

I love cars I hate females

I hate yaoi I love milk

I watched 4 episodes of the danmachi spin off with someone. I almost got straight A's last semester.

Oliver is my real name. I almost died 2 times within 4 weeks.

I am misanthropic I enjoy classical music

i can dance i am flexible

I am tired. The person I am texting is tired.

I pretended to be a girl on the internet one time. I'm a total pervert.

i shat my pants at the store today, and when i tried to run away from all the staring people i slipped on some of the poop that fell out from my pant leg, and for a good thirty seconds i was on the floor struggling to stand as my feces got more and more all over me i drank a coke today