Make and Rate custom Jojo Stand Names (and what their localized names would be)

Rules are simple, following the rules of this Yakkocm video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_fCbr9tXE Make a Stand name then make what its localized name would be and let people decide what tier it belongs in. Tiers: S-Tier A-Tier B-Tier C-Tier D-Tier F-Tier Just No-Tier (Rules are subject to change) Ok with that out of the way I will start with my custom stand

Original Stand Name: R. Kelly Localised name: No Chomo

@projectotakux Points for choosing R. Kelly, but the localized name should be Golden Shower. - I give your "No Chomo" a rating of D.

Original Stand Name: The Lonely Island - Localized Name: Deserted Archipelago - Power: Sends the victim to a group of uncharted islands where the only company is a volleyball named Wilson and Michael Bolton cosplaying Jack Sparrow. No escape is possible unless you're Stand happens to be a boat. https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

Original name: Wierd Al Localized name: Wield All Power: creates an imperfect copy of a stand within range called a Spam.

@xinmage C Tier @audiosenpai B tier, Power is A-Tier

Stand Name: Hans Zimmer Localized name: Zippy Hands Power: Makes people deaf temporary

Stand Name: Sawano (Hiroyuki) Localized name: Swan Song

@audiosenpai I rate "Wield All" an A. Though a more likely localized name probably would be "Bizarre Man" or something given JoJo's track record for naming conventions. - @projectotakux Should we submit only one idea for the time being until more people come around to grade the currently presented names? It feels like if we just "Spam" Stand names we'll make it more difficult for newcomers to see who posted what and what has been graded.