Hail sithis..

Thank you for choosing the Dark Brotherhood Eraser Company. Here we provide top of the line assassinations for anyone. Just perform the Black Sacrament(as detailed in the brochure) and within 24 hours someone will contact you. Then give then the name and a brief description of the target and whomever pissed you off will be dead before you know it. We hope you will join our family here. Recruits will be tested before acceptance. Applications taken once eraser arrives. So once again thank you for choosing Dark Brotherhood Eraser Company. We hope to see you again.

Tenet 1: Never dishonor the Night Mother. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis. Tenet 2: Never betray the Dark Brotherhood or its secrets. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis. Tenet 3: Never disobey or refuse to carry out an order from a Dark Brotherhood superior. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis. Tenet 4: Never steal the possessions of a Dark Brother or Dark Sister. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis. Tenet 5: Never kill a Dark Brother or Dark Sister. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis.