Wrong answer game

One person asks a question, the next person gives a WRONG ANSWER to that question. The more fu(*€d up the answer, the better. In addition to the R-tarded answer u have to ask a new question which the next poster would have to answer (with a WRONG ANSWER) I'll go first Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?

Because it did not want to become a nugget. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Copy/paste About 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth. Why are there seemingly so many socially inept people here?

Cuz they don't know what to do with all their smexyness and its bothered them making them awkward all their life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why do chicks like "tall," "dark," and "handsome?"

Because they can't keep up with the short, pale, and ugly. Why can't we have an election mulligan?

Coz that thing called white privilege How do you get a DUI on your driving exam?

Being distracted by your hawt drive instructor How does one simply walk into mordor?

With samwise gamgee as your bodyguard What's the meaning of life?

Waifu. Waifu is love. Waifu is lyfe. http://thebackloggers.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/anything-but-my-waifu_o_2840603.jpg?w=315&h=288 How do you prep a proper grilled cheese sammich?

Make it with ramen instead of bread. http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/greatideas/blog/150817/grilled-cheese-d-600x800.jpg How do you calculate math test?