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-flashback on The Drink's past- His momma was beating him as a kid and only allowed him 1 cup of water and 2 teaspoons of peas a day.

As he would eat his meal, his dad would always come home bitterly drunk, his stench filling the house, as if he was taking the bar with him.

Suddenly, his meal drops to the floor. As he stared down at the food, he hungered and cried, running outside the house and covering his nose to avoid the stench of his drunken dad on the way out.

Bilroy then preceeds to get his azz kicked by, The Drink now known as "Bourbon." Back when Bourbon was rolling around on the ground, he had realized there was one thing he could exact his revenge against Bilroy on. CHECKERS!! Bourbon cleverly convinced Bilroy into playing a few games of checkers. Bourbon wallopped Bilroy at checkers over, and over again, kinging himself all over the place, and never moving his back row. Bourbon had got his sweet sweet revenge.