Random thoughts...

I wish I was born in the 1400s. I feel like I'd do well there. I'd be a Phoenician merchant on the Mediterranean. Going from Greece to Beirut with exotic spices from Arabia and quality steel from Europe.

Honestly though, to go back in a time period such as that would be interesting, especially if you have the knowledge of the modern world and common sense of the modern world, you could get away with quite a bit, but of course the biggest limiting factor would be manual labor being a bitch

It's been a while that we have spoken together - How are you doing? I hope you're doing okay. Do you also miss me?

Tfw you fap so hard the skin under your dick head gets raw and it stings in the shower.

Cool story, bro. Next time maybe don't go at it like you're trying to start a fire and maybe use a little lube. You set yourself up for failure if that's how you masturbate. I mean, you'll last longer WHEN you have sex since you can't get that same kung Fu grip or speed, but longer isn't always a good thing. But,I believe in my heart of hearts,most guys have been there at some point and if I must say, body wash burns like a bitch after something like that.

Do I follow the carrot or follow the adventure? What if one costs me the other? I wish I was in town so I could go for drinks and talk about it with my mates.