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yaasshat
Sep 06, 24 at 9:14pm
I mean... My fiance was on birth control when she got pregnant with our daughter. 99.9% effective my ass. So, close enough odds?lol And, no. Not when I'll be fast approaching 60, that'd be absolutely horrible.lol
rick94
Sep 07, 24 at 4:25pm
I hope you know the 99,99% safety only works if everything is fine xD There is a lot that influences it. Like taking Antibiotics. Not sure if it's common knowledge
yaasshat
Sep 07, 24 at 4:30pm
I hope you know, it only takes one time for 99.9% to be pointless.lol Yes, I'm aware there's a myriad of things at play and I'm also aware sometimes it's just chance.lol Just takes one swimmer to make it and be accepted (Fun fact, the egg does the choosing.) at the exact right time (Which even without preventative measures is pretty slim as is.). It's amazing that any of us exist with all of the things weighing against our conception.
gabriel_true
Walked into a public restroom and saw someone left their Akatsuki robe (Naruto) draped over the bathroom stall. Made me giggle imagining the context, heh!
rtae86
Sep 07, 24 at 7:31pm
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Why do people always have their phone volume on max? That person is so far away yet I can hear the video he's watching as if he were beside me. This is a hospital goddammit
yaasshat
Sep 07, 24 at 9:23pm
What's worse is when they're talking to someone on the phone as if everyone needs to hear the conversation to verify they actually have people to talk to.
criselington
The gofundme accounts that these "victims" of the "chase money glitch" are setting up make me laugh.
chiarichibi
Being told you're recognizable from distance by a person with bad eyesight by your specific style of walk just hits different. Especially when you're insecure about it because of what was happening in your past. Now I'll think about this conversation I just had for the rest of the day.
gabriel_true
@chiarichibi Blind men seeing you out in the streets cause you got that Crip Walk. They're trying to tell you that they recognize and respect, haha! https://youtu.be/isUDYaGTfKY?si=r5iWRIpJJaRXM_pM But in all seriousness I get random comments about the way I walk too. Sometimes I tend to drag my feet and I'll get a person asking, "Did you hurt your leg? You limping, man!" Then I tell 'em dat I'm only limpin' cause I be pimpin'! Pop n' lock, Son, Word to ya ho mama!
criselington
@chiarichibi I hate getting comments about my cripple walking, and it gets annoying. @gabriel_true I'm going to steal that since half the time I walk with a cane, and it just makes a perfect fit
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