Random thoughts...

Why isn't dark spelled with a c? Because you can't C in the dark (Ha gotten emoji face)

awkward moment when a russian dude is in your mario kart lobby and there's about 8 japanese players named "NO WAR!!! 平和 "

For as long as i live i will never book a flight with either expedia or delta airlines. Should have just bought my ticket from American.

Me: *Makes some carne asada* Lil Brother: Man this taste like shit! Me: How do you know it taste like shit? Ever tasted actual shit before? Lil Brother: https://i.ani.me/0287/8357/memecat.png Me: https://i.ani.me/0324/8880/catmemeinverted.jpg

how the fuck isnt the new harry potter game an mmo factions? houses pvp? join the dueling club dungeons? entering the literal dungeons inside hogwarts and fighting some crazy snarks or whatevers inside there raids? add some in the forbidden forest content for fucking days, wtf! https://c.tenor.com/0FeJicQD9mMAAAAC/anime-girl.gif

Guys I need help. Earlier I spilled Garlic butter on myself. I can't get the smell off. I've taken a bath and a shower and I sniff my hand, smells like Garlic butter.

I wonder why people always say " Not bad" to something. Like Bitch is it so hard to give it a compliment and say hey it's good or it's okay . Same thing when people say "oh it could be better".