Random thoughts...

You have much to learn my lil simp. A lot of MO weeb politics behind the scenes. But do not worry. You can say anything to me simp-puffs. You know I like to troll and have fun here. I'll never report you or anybody else for that matter.

dumb conspiracy theorists:they want us to wear masks to condition us to wear burka's! (people were actually saying this) me, an intellectual conspiracy theorist: they DONT want us to wear masks because it messes with facial recognitioning software and makes it more difficult to track us https://memegenerator.net/img/images/15045655.jpg

If you're reading this I think it's about time you sanitized your phone Go on, it won't take more than a minute

Alligators are fucking insane https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4 I see now these are crocodiles And I feel stupid no worries.

i will not be watching that i instead ask you to watch something wholesome like a gator eating a mallow https://youtu.be/1bwF4co6nBA @theghoulieleader but coomers do the same because they really, really want pussy so they do dumb shit like idolize a girl online thinking they'll get with her (which is apart of being a simp too) so my ending conflusion of the analysis was that all simps are coomers, but not all coomers are simps the end goal of simps is to coom, after all