Random thoughts...

If i could go back to any point in time i would change one thing. That would be the trauma i have experienced with spiders and the fact it happened at such a young age that i havent been able to recover from it. Like seriously dude i cant even go near dead ones that i have confirmed are dead. Its literally so bad if i so much as see a black dot in the corner or anything dart across i get spooked. Who knew that one lone spider that jumped through the window and made its way into my pants when i was like 3 would evolve to this 20 years later.

when i was a kid i had a bee go down my pants and sting my dick. that rrrrrrrrealy hurt. i dont remember it except it hurt to pee for a while.