Are you looking for a Relationship or friends on this site?

I'm here to auction my body off, to win the hearts of others and find my potential wife I'm 6'0 and hung liked an elephant's trunk Men respect me Boys worship me I simply put, am senpai.

Love. Hoping to meet somebody aged 25-35, but 23/24 is probably acceptable. Im not desperate and don't plan to message every girl I see. If love happens, it happens. If not, life goes on. However, being shy/awkward means starting a relationship online would help me ease into it. Either way, we'll see.

I came here to chat with local nerds but the shitposting is what made me stay. I'm not opposed to anything but my standards are also kinda high relationship wise ^^;

My standards for girls are low. I just want her to not %100 live off me. And all I want in a guy is a shaven dolphin like body with a simp like personality BUT NOT TOO SIMPY. I don't like being treated weakly/sweetly, it grosses me out.