Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

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lhenira @lhenira commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

lhenira @lhenira

Jun 21, 16 at 4:54pm

Or something like "Hey Guuuurl, you must be Cinderella , 'cause I see that dress disappearing at midnight" :D

♡ A-Mei-Zing ♡ @assam commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

♡ A-Mei-Zing ♡ @assam

Jun 21, 16 at 5:24pm

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework, I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Shebang @bonfiyah commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

Shebang @bonfiyah

Jun 21, 16 at 8:23pm

I want to live in your shoes so I can always be with you in every step of the way.

sundaetopping @sundaetopping commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

sundaetopping @sundaetopping

Jun 22, 16 at 7:33am

WOoooo! Beautiful words of choice haha!! I am loving it!!!!

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21

Jun 22, 16 at 8:21am

Im bass player i have talented fingers may i play with your G-string

InfernalMonsoon @infernalmonsoon commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

InfernalMonsoon @infernalmonsoon

Jun 22, 16 at 6:29pm

Prepare yourself for maximum cringe - the alpha and omega of awkwardness of the worst pick-up line I literally just invented like half a second ago; Are you a happy otaku? Because you seem really ANIMEted ;D It's so bad. Like it's so awful and only a dumbass like me can think of something THAT bad. It's not even dirty, it's just plain awful in every sense of the word. I love it :D

otaku\(^~^)/ @otaku2001 commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

otaku\(^~^)/ @otaku2001

Jun 22, 16 at 6:55pm

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants

♡ A-Mei-Zing ♡ @assam commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

♡ A-Mei-Zing ♡ @assam

Jun 22, 16 at 7:06pm

The music :3 Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you. You're so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord... broken. You must be marked Prestissimo... because you're dashing. Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect. Did you just move from the sub-dominant to the super tonic? Because I think you're my perfect counterpoint.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7

Jun 22, 16 at 10:48pm

Did you scrape your knee clawing your way out of hell? I'll be your alentine if i can get the v later what do me and vets have in common? We both know how to take care of a pussy

๑Nyriah๑ @pandahnightmare commented on Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

๑Nyriah๑ @pandahnightmare

Jun 23, 16 at 12:46am

Baby, I'm gonna make you harder than the Water Temple~

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