Grant a Wish... With a Twist

You can now read minds, but now their voices never stop speaking in your mind. I wish everyone has a happy Friday

Granted, Now killers, rapist and prisoners are having a happy friday. I wish i could be god.

Granted, but your powers can only spawn rutabagas. I wish for a massive drunken tavern brawl.

Granted, but your mom is part of it and gets arrested for smacking too much ass. I wish I could kill people by just thinking of it.

granted, but you can only think about yourself i wish i was really good at video games

granted but everyone is better than you at playing i wish my wish would come true

Granted, you are now a member of maiotaku. (wish wasted) I wish I can see the future when ever I want.

Granted, 10 million dollars ZWD. I wish I could stop time to better think about my wishes.

@ Yamada: Wish granted, You "HAD" a million dollars already wasted. @HavePun: Granted, every time you stop time a year passes by for you. I wish to be the richest and happiest person in the world.