Weird Facts About Yourself!

Okay, I have another one about me. I like to think I am an expert on cats because my cat attacks everyone else but me. I see him as a cute furry Hisoka. "He's probably having a blood lust, you should put something in between you and him so he will attack it, then RUN!" or "He's thinking of murder right now. Back away slowly. I'll distract him."

Me too. Then I could wear cool clothes to work.

I want to workout and have a body like Rain but whenever I get off work, all I want to do is sleep. http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv54/0rch1d/celeb/rain/rainninjaassassinallureshoot2.jpg

I secretly wish I had a girlfriend that was as much as a nympho as me so I could get ripped from our daily bedroom workout and I wouldn't have to go to the gym much.

I like to be updated but not entirely ahead of the pack on mobile devices, whenever they freeze I absolutely cannot stand it and will immediately look for another one. On top of that, I hate dealing with Chinese electronic dealers, every single one I have tried to purchase from has let me down, so I refuse to try to get a new phone from something like Gear Best. D:

I'm HORRIFIED OF BUTTERFLIES! Almost as much as I am of Hisoka. http://www.rubberslug.com/user/ef78c772636a4ef1aebe2de9f445d1df/818213-8409479-305030-2016108-hisflies41.jpg