I like my men / women like I like my...

Rough and a little impractical I like my women like I like my tissues

Eucalyptus scented and soft I like my women like I like my ramen

Instant and steaming hot I like my women like I like my pop-rocks

Crispy and tingling my tongue I like my women like I like my motor bikes

Fast and expensive-looking. Oew, and red! I like my women like I like my goats... (That one was a tribute to Siru)

Being the spawn of Satan... I like my women like I like my burgers..

Juicy and warm I like my women like I like my lighters

Small enough to easily fit in my pocket an likes to see the world burn. I like my women how I like my quantum theories

Me being one of the few people on earth who gets them :P I like my women like I like my fishtanks

Elegant, clean, and consists of at LEAST 70% water I like my women like I like my street gangs