"Pickles and beans, pickles and beans, oh how I love you pickles and beans"
(Gunshots heard outside bathroom window)
"Dammit" (Bade opens window to yell, and he has a gasmask on???)"Keep down, I'm trying to enjoy some me time up here. Huh?"(Bade sees a group of teens trying to rob a young boy)(Boys dialogue)"Give your lunch money kid, I ain't asking twice""I dont have any I swear"*teen grabs boy by the collar*"Quit lying, hand over the god damn money"*Bade shows up behind the group and yells*HEY!!!!*Bade is in his underwear and gasmask? Great*"What the hell are you guys doing that I had to rush out here in my skivvies huh?!"*teens start laughing at him mockingly*"Oh yeah sure, let's all get a good laugh the gas mask man in his underpants"*Main teen drops the boy and yells at bade*"Get back in hole gaybo"*the name angers bade**bade walks slowly to the teen picking his ear with his other hand to his side*"Um please forgive me sir, I believe I did not here you correctly, would you be so kind as to repeat your sentence please?"*teen gets in bade's face*"I said, get back in your damn house gaybo!"*Bade puts his hand to his chin*"Oh there it is I hear it now, very well I lad I shall leave but, before I depart, may I ask one question?" WHAT!"*Bade points to his head with a confused look*"Why is there a hammer connected to your cranium sir""What?"*All of a sudden, a mallet hammer falls from the bade's window and smacks the teen's head, knocking him out**teen get frightened and boy is just watching startled**Bade picks up the hammer and looks at the other teens*"So, who wants to play whack a mole?"*teens run off, leaving thier friend behind**Bade throws his arms up*"Ahh man, the party just started, ah well"*Bade goes over to the boy and helps him up*"You OK kid?"*boy begins to speak*"Yeah, thanks"*boy looks closer at Bade and recognizes him*"Hey, aren't you Bade Billson?!"*Bade grabs a peice of gas from the ground and looks at his reflection*"Why yes, yes I am"*boy becomes excited*"Oh man Mr. Billson this so cool, please can I get an autograph"!*Bade becomes happy and agrees*"Ha-ha, why certainly young man"*Bade gets a pen from somewhere?**He starts searching for something to sign, until he notices something behind the boys back*"Hey, watch'a got there?"*boy becomes embarrassed*"It's nothing Mr. Billson, its just junk""Junk? That looks like a hammer? C'mon let me see"*boy becomes more embarrassed*"It's really nothing special Mr. Billson, its nothing you'd be proud of"*Bade bends down a little*"Ah c'mon on sport, if it's a hammer I love it, c'mon let me see"*boy relents and shows Bade his hammer he made**the hammer is nothing more than a stick, with cloth around it, with a tin can as the hammer part, with a rock wedged into one side*"Told you it was nothing special"*Bade takes the hammer and holds it*"Are you kidding me? This is awesome, this is expert street engineering right here"*boy becomes surprised*"But the handles is broken, and hammer part is barely holding on"*Bade swings the hammer and the handles breaks in his hands*"Ah man, your right in that note.*Bade looks at the boy*"Well, as for me not to look like some gay weirdo, I'll make ya a deal. Let me throw some clothes on, and I'll help ya fix up your hammer here to the point of super awesome? Sound good?"*boy becomes excited*"Really you mean it""Sure thing sport, be right back"*Bade runs back inside**15 minutes later**Bade appears back outside in his full bounty hunter suit, made of a black sleeveless shirt, brown battle pants, some holsters, and two hammers on his back. He's also, holding a chest of tools**boy looks a Bade in his true glory*"This is so cool"!*Bade slams his tool chest in on a trash can*"You ain't seen nothign yet son, ha-ha"*Bade gestures for the boy to join him*"Now get over here, and lets make this bad boy"*Bade and the boy start rebuilding the boys hammer into what Bade describes as "the description of awesome**boy is now holding his new hammer, that now has a reinforced steel handle with a cloth grip, a stone for the hammer head, and a B symbol on one side of the head, which is the boys autograph*"watcha think sport"?*boy is super excited, swinging the hammer left and right*" This is awesome, thanks so much Mr. Billson"!*Bade is happy and ruffles the boys hair*"Anytime kid, now remember, if those punks cone at ya, give the old one two with old besty her got it"*boy laughs and salutes to Bade*"Yes sir"*Bade plays along and salutes back*"Then go young cadet, may the hammer be with you"*boy runs off, waving goodbye to Bade**Bade turns around, with his hands behind his head, walking back to his apartment*"You did good Billson, ya did,"*Bade trips over something*"Ooomh", what the hell!"*Bade then notices he triped over the teen he knocked out earlier*"Whoops"*Bade gets up and looks at the teen, pandering what to do**Bade then looks left and right quickly, picks up the teen, throws him on top of a dumpster, and runs backside his apartment**Bade gets inside then slams the door breathing heavily** Bade begins walking toward the bathroom again*"I'm sure he'll wake up soon, its only 10:00, if he doesn't the trash will get him, ha-ha. Get him, that's a good one"*Bade gets back in shower and starts singing again*"Now where was I, oh yeah. Pickles and beans, pickles and beans.(END)
(Bathroom Scene)
(Bade is singing in the shower)
"Pickles and beans, pickles and beans, oh how I love you pickles and beans"
(Gunshots heard outside bathroom window)
"Dammit"
(Bade opens window to yell, and he has a gasmask on???)"Keep down, I'm trying to enjoy some me time up here. Huh?"(Bade sees a group of teens trying to rob a young boy)(Boys dialogue)"Give your lunch money kid, I ain't asking twice""I dont have any I swear"*teen grabs boy by the collar*"Quit lying, hand over the god damn money"*Bade shows up behind the group and yells*HEY!!!!*Bade is in his underwear and gasmask? Great*"What the hell are you guys doing that I had to rush out here in my skivvies huh?!"*teens start laughing at him mockingly*"Oh yeah sure, let's all get a good laugh the gas mask man in his underpants"*Main teen drops the boy and yells at bade*"Get back in hole gaybo"*the name angers bade**bade walks slowly to the teen picking his ear with his other hand to his side*"Um please forgive me sir, I believe I did not here you correctly, would you be so kind as to repeat your sentence please?"*teen gets in bade's face*"I said, get back in your damn house gaybo!"*Bade puts his hand to his chin*"Oh there it is I hear it now, very well I lad I shall leave but, before I depart, may I ask one question?" WHAT!"*Bade points to his head with a confused look*"Why is there a hammer connected to your cranium sir""What?"*All of a sudden, a mallet hammer falls from the bade's window and smacks the teen's head, knocking him out**teen get frightened and boy is just watching startled**Bade picks up the hammer and looks at the other teens*"So, who wants to play whack a mole?"*teens run off, leaving thier friend behind**Bade throws his arms up*"Ahh man, the party just started, ah well"*Bade goes over to the boy and helps him up*"You OK kid?"*boy begins to speak*"Yeah, thanks"*boy looks closer at Bade and recognizes him*"Hey, aren't you Bade Billson?!"*Bade grabs a peice of gas from the ground and looks at his reflection*"Why yes, yes I am"*boy becomes excited*"Oh man Mr. Billson this so cool, please can I get an autograph"!*Bade becomes happy and agrees*"Ha-ha, why certainly young man"*Bade gets a pen from somewhere?**He starts searching for something to sign, until he notices something behind the boys back*"Hey, watch'a got there?"*boy becomes embarrassed*"It's nothing Mr. Billson, its just junk""Junk? That looks like a hammer? C'mon let me see"*boy becomes more embarrassed*"It's really nothing special Mr. Billson, its nothing you'd be proud of"*Bade bends down a little*"Ah c'mon on sport, if it's a hammer I love it, c'mon let me see"*boy relents and shows Bade his hammer he made**the hammer is nothing more than a stick, with cloth around it, with a tin can as the hammer part, with a rock wedged into one side*"Told you it was nothing special"*Bade takes the hammer and holds it*"Are you kidding me? This is awesome, this is expert street engineering right here"*boy becomes surprised*"But the handles is broken, and hammer part is barely holding on"*Bade swings the hammer and the handles breaks in his hands*"Ah man, your right in that note.*Bade looks at the boy*"Well, as for me not to look like some gay weirdo, I'll make ya a deal. Let me throw some clothes on, and I'll help ya fix up your hammer here to the point of super awesome? Sound good?"*boy becomes excited*"Really you mean it""Sure thing sport, be right back"*Bade runs back inside**15 minutes later**Bade appears back outside in his full bounty hunter suit, made of a black sleeveless shirt, brown battle pants, some holsters, and two hammers on his back. He's also, holding a chest of tools**boy looks a Bade in his true glory*"This is so cool"!*Bade slams his tool chest in on a trash can*"You ain't seen nothign yet son, ha-ha"*Bade gestures for the boy to join him*"Now get over here, and lets make this bad boy"*Bade and the boy start rebuilding the boys hammer into what Bade describes as "the description of awesome**boy is now holding his new hammer, that now has a reinforced steel handle with a cloth grip, a stone for the hammer head, and a B symbol on one side of the head, which is the boys autograph*"watcha think sport"?*boy is super excited, swinging the hammer left and right*" This is awesome, thanks so much Mr. Billson"!*Bade is happy and ruffles the boys hair*"Anytime kid, now remember, if those punks cone at ya, give the old one two with old besty her got it"*boy laughs and salutes to Bade*"Yes sir"*Bade plays along and salutes back*"Then go young cadet, may the hammer be with you"*boy runs off, waving goodbye to Bade**Bade turns around, with his hands behind his head, walking back to his apartment*"You did good Billson, ya did,"*Bade trips over something*"Ooomh", what the hell!"*Bade then notices he triped over the teen he knocked out earlier*"Whoops"*Bade gets up and looks at the teen, pandering what to do**Bade then looks left and right quickly, picks up the teen, throws him on top of a dumpster, and runs backside his apartment**Bade gets inside then slams the door breathing heavily** Bade begins walking toward the bathroom again*"I'm sure he'll wake up soon, its only 10:00, if he doesn't the trash will get him, ha-ha. Get him, that's a good one"*Bade gets back in shower and starts singing again*"Now where was I, oh yeah. Pickles and beans, pickles and beans.(END)