Corruption

Granted, I fall in cease I was curious! I wish I was an ogre!

Don't even know what to say... Granted, just don't eat me. I wish I had a buffalo steak right now.

Granted, I'd be begging you for it! I wish I was a member of The Beatles

My steak! Granted, but I like the Beatles so I'll stay quite. I wish there was more snow.

Granted, it's only half a pound more. I wish I could play the bass guitar really well!

Granted, but I'll learn to play and be better than you. I wish I owned a sauna.

Granted, it's full of fat hairy men! I wish I had a swimming pool!

Pssst... Just do it already. Jeez...The tension between you two...And a few more. Meh... I'll play along. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner / That is what I truly wish to be / Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner / Everyone would be in love / Oh everyone would be in love / Everyone would be in love with me.

Granted! You got your wish~ I wish it would keep snowing like it is now and not stop.

Granted, I'm not there with you to see it! I wish it was snowing here...