Corruption

Granted, I thought it was edible so I ate it.... I wish I had an army of Yeti to do my bidding!

Granted but you only get one bidding I wish for some candy...please...

Stop eating my dinos! Granted, I'd get you 3 bags of candy. I wish it was a blizzard outside.

I just bought a whole bunch of candy corn that was on sale! Winning! Granted, you would be even colder when the electricity goes out. I wish I had bigger calves!

I have a giant bag of candy corn! Plus pumpkins. You want me to freeze? Granted, their babies from giant mutant cows. I wish I had a koi pond. Don't touch the fish or put anything poisonous inside.

Not if I'm around! ;) Granted, I'd push you in it. I wish the Giants would lose today...

And you pushed me in a pond? Granted! But then they would win every single game from now on. I wish I own a giant bridge.

So not cool! Granted, it's in the Sahara desert. I wish the Cowboys would dissolve.

You're trying to make me freeze and you pushed me into a pond! Granted, but only in a made up world. I wish I was so cold right now...